No idea

I've got to do a lot of things, but first I must explain I have no idea what the previous blog is about. I remember some odd things about last night, like singing Pato Banton and UB40s redition of "baby come back" and queuing to get in the Royal only to leave as soon as we got to the door.

Interesting.

So if I could have my perfect dinner party this is a list of people I would invite.

• Lugwig Wittgenstein- father of modern philosophy, autistic Austrian millionaire who stalked Bertrand Russell and lived around the corner from where I live now in Manchester.
  

• Kurt Vonnegut Jr- Sci-fi writer and all around liberal. Wanted to sue the tobacco industry because smoking hadn't killed him.

• Kim Deal- Pixies bassist and front of the breeders. It was between her and Frank Black, but she waved at me at Leeds Festival in 2004 so she makes the list.

• Beck- unsurprising as I spent a couple of years only listening to Beck, but I can imagine he'd weird it up.

Zooey Deschanel- Damn you Ben Gibbard, but to be fair he wrote the song "such great heights" and with this I cannot compete. And even if I tried I'd be beaten to death by a small Norwegian, so I'll just keep this dinner party hypothetical.



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...Fin

Love Dougal xxxXxxx