Thursday 11 March 2010

Fat nacks and blank cheques

Alas I am am having this week off due to my fat neck. this started on monday when I awoke in great pain having laid on my neck for a long peroid. I've tried jabbing it with a pin. But regardless it means I have a relaxing week off work costing roughly, one weeks wages.

Could be mumps, could just be a fat neck.

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HELLO

T'as been a long time since I last web-logged, and to be honest the reasoning behind this has been long distance travelling or a war or something. I've just been busy being the bank worker, so busy I forgot subtle things like eating, or going outside, and inadvertly, this blog. It's been a fun combination of sitting on a bus, sitting on a computer, and sitting watching the wire. But alas this week I've been told to sit at home and get better, and I'm not allowed into work till I'm all clear. It's almost exactly like being unemployed, only this time I'm being ordered to do it.

Ah well

I'm getting sick of 3D, people forget that the rest of the world is in 3D, so just go out and be amazed. I forget the only way anything can be interesting is if it's on a screen. So I hear. I went to go see Alice in Wonderland and it was not good. It might have been good if it didn't know it was a 3D film, but instead things needed to be running towards the camera as if they knew where it was being filmed from.

It's not what I expect from the writer of the lion king, the plot was the least 3D thing about the film. I'm overstepping the 'my birthdays in June and there are no pantomimes in June' Alice, just because I'm ill.


It's not like High Definition has been haunting our adverts and popular culture for long anyway, it's just a 'where can we take it attitude', what can we sell the masses next. First colour, now better colour, and now better colour and it's 3D. But it remains to say no matter how big your telly, and how elabourate the picture, it'll never change the fact that 98% of channels are utter shite.

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Well lastly most overused line in a song.

"I woke up this morning"

closely followed by

"I don't know"


Keep on truckin'

Dougal
XXXxX