KTHANXBI

I left England eight months ago to put some distance between me and Boris Johnsons hair. I may return, but only if my demands are met.

1. 500% Less Olympics.
2. More free Scotch.
3. The bones of Philip Larkin to crowned pope.

I'm reasonable.

I will possibly post more when I muster courage.









Until then kiss the Trump twice a day.















Love

Tom x